humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

(via sluggg)

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via sluggg)

owmyscar:

It’s funny that the Great Gatsby won an Oscar for best costumes because Leo’s clothes literally won an Oscar before he did 

(via the-red-ones-make-me-fly)

ithoughtiknewitall:

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(Source: funnycutegifs.com, via the-red-ones-make-me-fly)

tardis221b:

lovetilyoufeelit:

nightsofgunpowderandmagic:

tardis221b:

what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths

what the fuck is this site on

fun fact we kiss with our lips because there are more nerve endings which is why it feels good

well I wouldn’t know how it feels because nOBODY KISSES ME

(via dreams-sanctuary)

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like 

(via dreams-sanctuary)